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Laugh of the Day: Air Jordan VIII Stiletto

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Usually we pass up posting fakes unless its to alert our KOF family to a situation at hand but when we bumped into these online we couldn’t resist ourselves. What kills it is the Air Jordan Velcro tab on the side. Surely Jordan Brand had no clue that their iconic sneakers would spark this level of counterfeiting. So these beg the question: what would you do if a woman showed up to a blind date wearing these? Via Hustlegrl

*thanks for the heads up on the typo guys and even more thanks for the laughs. lol @ muddy heels


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67 Responses to “Laugh of the Day: Air Jordan VIII Stiletto”

  1. drew says:

    laugh my fucken ass off!!

  2. drew says:

    oh and typo, it jordan VIII
    you just put VII. Shame shame, KOF; thought you was a shoehead. -_- im kidding.

  3. rondre 3000 says:

    gross.

  4. I’d probably not give a shit at all if she’s giving it up.

  5. big d says:

    they even got mud on the heel hahaha…i wanna see the girl rockin these!

  6. JerBar21 says:

    Dont u mean VIII

  7. Nicole says:

    That is so fckin ugly & tacky. Bet all the hoodrats love this shit!

  8. FRESH says:

    there VII’s not VII’s an she should b shot

  9. skywalker says:

    If I saw a chick wearing these I’d call the cops on their ass!!!

  10. guest says:

    check mediatakeout . com jordans for girls tab for more stank @$$ pictures she know she dead @$$ wrong. lookin stunk

  11. bag$ says:

    …what are you all talking about - THESE ARE FIRE!

  12. dorian says:

    wow oh wowey wow

  13. OMG!!!!!! says:

    um…..would tell her to keep em on when I smash so I can dispose of them properly

  14. fresh says:

    LMFAO!

  15. K-LOW says:

    This is just sad

  16. LickMyKicks says:

    yo wtf thats sum stuff if i saw sum lady with them i would dice her ass but if she bangin and got a donk i wont say nun unlessshe actin like a biach lol get at me

  17. kiLLa G. says:

    LMFAOOO WTF

  18. d says:

    ….burn the witch.

  19. Frank Handerhan says:

    wtf..

  20. nyy says:

    ridiculous, its hilarious ur girl wearing jays that are faker then her tits lol inspired by gucci mane’s ridiculous

  21. Luke says:

    that’s just horrible

  22. undeadzord says:

    dat shit is soooooo sexy i dont give aq damn if here shoes are fake what lame would if she bad you tryin to get dem off not keep them on but this is sum fake ass shit tho lol but if my girl had em i wouldnt care

  23. timmy says:

    dis r ugly

  24. LG says:

    WTFUCK… who thinks of this shit.

  25. da bible says:

    i’d rock these & kick whoever in the ass that ain’t approve. ;) i already got the faux air force 1’s with the heel.

  26. AIR JORDAN CANADA says:

    WOW HOES AND STRIPPER NOW CAN SAY THEY GOT A JORDAN HEELS DAMN FAKES WENT OUTTERSPACEON THIS ONE

  27. the 19erz says:

    depends on how hot is the chick wearin em. if shes hot, i dont care cause they comin right off at the end of the night

  28. dorian says:

    yo man she aint hot at all, plus she’s a hood skripper lolz, g

  29. rah says:

    i think they shuld come out in all numbers there fly

  30. eldubble2 says:

    r u fuckn serious, hell nooo. jordan makes sneakers not pumps. f mj saw these shits right now, im sure he’ll throw up. then laugh at whoevers wearing them nasty ass bitches. lol wow.

  31. DueCe26 says:

    wat is this? lol smh

  32. Catch22 says:

    If a chick showed up with those on and we were supposed to be goin somewhere, she would put those joints to use. Her a$$ would be walkin!

  33. spencemoney says:

    that is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen in my life yukkk

  34. Matty-p says:

    Shit! Continue with the date… Do what we does!

  35. deli says:

    i wouldnt care if the girl was bangin, id probably tell her they were fake later

  36. POINTS FOR WHAT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL CREATIVITY. THESE WOULD HAVE FAIRED BETTER IF THEY WERE OUT AROUND THE TIME OF THE MINOLO TIMBS. ACTUALLY NOT BAD TO ME THOUGH. IF THEY WERENT SO FAKE LOOKING AND THE CHICK ROCKED THEM PROPERLY I WOULD AGREE WITH THESE.

  37. puerto rican says:

    eeeeeeeeeee im finna tell my ladyy to git dese bitchs dese is on sum sexii shit

  38. g says:

    yea i jus bought these for my girl they pretty fly, damn they cost me a grip though

  39. HiPhOpFaN says:

    Well if she looked like Robin Thicke’s wife…..not a damn thing Lol

  40. Kevin says:

    ugliest shit iv seen my whole life

  41. samgoody says:

    must get burned i wouldn’t take her foot out id cut her foot off with the shoe still on and burn them

  42. Te says:

    Jordan should really look into stealin this idea into make more Retro Boots 4 women but this is still ridiculousI saw a girl rockin some Retro 7 stilletos…it was o’so ridiculous, and she thought she was the shit<<

  43. leila says:

    WHAT THE FUCK WHO CAME OUT WITH THESE I DO NOT APPROVE CUZ IF I EVER CATCH SOMEBODY IN MY FAMILY WITH THEM OONN THEY BETTER B EXSPECTN A NOTOURIOUS BBBBIIIIIGGG AAASSSS WHOOPIN

  44. jay boo says:

    thay r hard!!! an everyone who says thay no jus wouldnt no how to rock them hard so shut tha fuck up wite girls!!!!!!

  45. KINGSOFKOLORADO says:

    NO COMMENT WHO EVER MADE THESE SHOULD FUCKEN DROP DEAD! AND IF U LIKE THEM I GUESS ITS OK IF THATS WAT U CAN AFFORD I ACTUALLY SEEN THEM BEFORE AT THE FLEA MARKET FOR 35 DOLLERS!!! REAL RECOGNIZE REAL!!! DEUCES

  46. KicksLeave says:

    i’d love to see someone play ball with em shoes there. ha ha ha

  47. Seeing shit through my eyes says:

    The Jordan’s Hoodrats.

  48. ninge says:

    THESE ARE MOB AS FUCKKK SO FCKIN UGLY

  49. it'sme says:

    Wtf? Her feet probably stink and sweaty.

  50. Johnny809 says:

    Diz niqqaz is frontin.if i see a qrl wearinq diz shit
    ill b lik “damm shawti qot swaqs.dem shits is sexy.”
    valse eh mamaquevo to.lol

  51. jae millz says:

    a suck ma dick ya all broke bt dem spizikes da gile ons few bt ya broke

  52. supra says:

    da bitch how hears these will be my wife

  53. LaShaun says:

    She bogus as hell for this shit..she dirty..she stupid…she stupid..lol

  54. BeEEaSy says:

    DeM ShoE ArE WaT RoCkIn In Da CluB>>

  55. i will fuck the sh!t out a bitch withthese on 4 real
    some one like nicki minaj…i will murder the pussy like my man mr.marcus

  56. Flocka says:

    leggins and heels.!!stupid ass.!!lol

  57. kevin12996 says:

    ummmm.. ok honestly JB went allitle to far wit the stilletos 8s but if u like em u like em sh*t do u but i thinks there a little over done

  58. The Mick 23 says:

    not bad for trick or treating!!!!!! Boooo!

  59. keke says:

    MAN i was just lookin at the 7’s like this and i thought they was hot but these shits r ugly but yo if jordan did make these he would make mad money off of them!

  60. Mardi Graz says:

    Funny enough I had an idea for somethin like this a few years back and complex came with something similar a couple years after I thought of it….They did a WAAAAAAY better job than this…..this is just….askin to be ridiculed! The leather work is cheap and just plain bad! Damn…I don’t even know what to say about these SMH….

  61. 4evaFlyy17 says:

    Yo these are gucci…..NOT!!!!!! LMFAO

  62. TruTh Has SpoKen says:

    THESE ARE THE UGLIEST PAIR OF HEALS I HAVE EVEN SEEN..THEY ARE DEF FAKE!!!..AND SO TACKY..THIS IS THAT GHETTO FABULOUS WEAR..ALL THE GHETTO HOOD RATS ARE PROBABLY SAVING EVERY PENNY THEY GOT JUST TO GET THESE UGLY FUCKIN THINGS LIKE SERIOUSLY C’MON SON LOL

  63. TruTh Has SpoKen says:

    GHETTO FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. C Bundy says:

    Fuck everybody..dese sexy as shit fuck yall talkin bout?

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